A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.
by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 13, 2018
Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022